Funny Things I Saw

WATCH OUT FOR CIRCUS PERFORMERS.

I totally didn't leave it at the door. They didn't notice.

This was in the children's science center. The question was: What do you wish more people knew about Energy?

 This cat. This poor, sad cat. Kelly and I saw him stagging alongside a house. He was the saddest cat in the world. He was hobbling and kind of dragging his back end because his legs were caught up in the baby onesie.

Kelly knocked on the door of the house to make sure this cat was okay.

Turns out he had just had surgery, and wouldn't leave the damned wounds alone, so they had put him in the onesie.

Poor sad cat...

Disco dancing devils crossing only.

 This sign was in the lobby of an apartment building.

An enclosed lobby.

With carpet and rubber plants and mailboxes and things.

My question is...

...who thinks it's a good idea to leave dog poop there?

SERIOUSLY?

 This was posted on the door of a teacher's supply bookstore.

Since my mother was a teacher for many years, I am not surprised in the least.

I wonder how much chocolate they actually get...

I immediately had sex with the man who made this. Because mirror lined wood panelled walker bar.

 Lisa and I found this while out digging through 1950's women's magazines.

This was my favorite. I have made it extra large, in case you want to actually make the recipe.

If you make the recipe...take pictures and send them to me. I BEG YOU.

I MUST SEE THIS THING IN ALL ITS ASPICKY GLORY.

This is a typical notice in a typical coffeeshop in my hometown.

The whole store was just Nicholas Cage movies.

 This is Phoebe. She is my roommate's cat. Phoebe is cantankerous and fickle, and very, very food motivated.

She also gives up very, very easily.

Here, Phoebe has taken a swipe at me, and gotten one of her claws stuck in my pants.

She jiggled it maybe once. MAYBE once.

Then she gave up.

Here, she is resigned to die. Hooked into my pants.

She would have stayed like that, if I hadn't unhooked her.

Oh Phoebe.

YEAH.

It makes me wonder what incident prompted this graffiti...