Holy shit!

So I'm walking down the street with Brian today, and he was telling me about stuff.

"--so as I was walking here," he was saying, "I was just telling myself to breath. In with the good, out with the bad. Release all the negetivity, release all the bad stuff, release everything..."

"So," I said, "what you're saying is...you shit your pants?"

"Well..." he said. "Yes."

I laughed, and then I told him about this graffiti I'd just seen while I was waiting for him.

If you can't read the scrawl, it says: "You are going to outlive your dog. Love it while its still alive ASAP."

"It's a good point," I said. "Love while you can."

Brian was silent for a moment. Thoughtful, I thought.

"But seriously," he said after a minute. "I'm gonna need new pants."

And that was my day.