So hard his pelvis breaks.

At the bar with Steph, flipping through karaoke books.

Robbie Williams. We both take a moment to appreciate mental images of Robbie Williams.

"I would SO do Robbie Williams," says Steph, wistfully.

"Me too," I agree. "I would touch him so hard he would have an innie."

Pause. Steph looks at me with growing horror.

"...THAT WOULD BE BAD, ROSIE," she says. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

I grin, shrug. "I would then help him fix it?"

She looks at me with squinty eyes. "Whatever," she says. "I'm going first."

And now a picture of Cinny, casually sitting on the fridge. Where the cat treats are.