What will I put in my gin?!

"I threw out your lemon," said Gareth.

"You threw out my lemon?" I asked.

"Yes," he said, "because it was moldy."

"...no it wasn't," I said.

"Yes it was," he said.

"No it wasn't."

"Yes it was."

"No it wasn't. I just used it."

"You just used it? In the scones that I'm eating?!"

"Yes," I said. "And it wasn't moldy."

"Then why was it covered in white powdery stuff?!"

"Because I just zested it," I tell him.

"Oh," says Gareth. "So anyway, I threw out your perfectly good lemon."


~Rosemart.